So i had planned out this sweet ass prank on my cousin involving a large knife and a horse mask but i was too drunk to pull it off so it turned into me giggling in the bathroom closet with a horse mask on
my favorite part about art history is that in the older eras the style was really refined but nobody knew shit about anatomy
goddamit
hello! this is supposed to be my submission for this upcoming s/t fanbook. o Uo they were kind enough to grant me a spot in the guest section!
slinks away while cackling because it looks like a clothes ad
OMG it kills me I can’t asdfghjkl
Thank you !!!
we need better sex/gender anatomy education in this country because i swear to god i was convinced that girls peed out of their bumhole until i was like 19
aren’t you 19 now
it’s been a day of discovery
BUT GUYS
HAS ANYONE MENTIONED
THAT THIS NOVEMBER WE ARE SUPPOSEDLY GOING TO SEE SOME OF THE MOST INTENSE METEOR SHOWERS OF OUR GENERATION
AND SEASON 9 OF SUPERNATURAL AIRS IN NOVEMBER
SO THIS WILL LITERALLY BE US IRL:
THOSE FUCKERS PLANNED IT ALL
*screaming*
sometimes i think about stiles and derek and i’m just like
put ur mouths
onto each others mouths
thank
yep
you’d have beautiful angry eyebrowed kids
with beautiful moles and freckles and speckly eyes
and thick wavy hair and attitude problems and weird ears
i just imagine their kids being horribly cute and well adjusted and embarrassed by their parents at parents’ night at school
yep derek goes to one of their teachers, stiles goes to the other and they’re like “uuuuuugh stop asking so many QuEsTiOnS”
and then they’re like “why do you nod so much???”
and derek is like “well what do you want me to do??”
and stiles is like “STAR SHINING BRIGHT ABOOOVE YOUUUU”
telling their dads to drop them off a block early because the camaro drive is embarrassing because derek is dramatic (like how chris argent was when picking up allison from school)
and like stiles is always sticking his head out of the window and yelling: DADDYS LOVE YOU. HAVE A GREAT DAY. and they speed away.
or derek dropping off lunches in his ratty shirt and yoga pants and bathrobe like a hot hobo